So . . . I need some ideas. What are some good member levels. New member, member, old hand?

As for smilies, I added a bunch. Let me know if there are any you don't like.

After clearing my ideas with the Washington chapter of the Italian anti-defamation league, the DC society for the politically correct, and the local Don, this might be an offer that you cannot refuse:

Applicant: ceffo
Newcomer: cugino
Associate: compare
Member: consigliere
Professional: pezzonovante

That, of couse, would make you the "Capo di tuttti..."

Casale-The House with No Bidet